i will have war

arthur • 21 • trash elf

quietly obsessing over dwarves, ridiculously gay vampires, and the entente cordiale

also garrus vakarian is my boyfriend

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macbethoff:

Hannibal

macbethoff:

Hannibal

pybun:


Graceful Assassins [SFM] 

i think this one’s a better angle

pybun:

Graceful Assassins [SFM] 

i think this one’s a better angle

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slutofbabylon:

Easy self-care for the home-bound and rotten-feeling:

  1. Take everything off your face— cleanse, tone, moisturize.
  2. Brush your teeth (if possible, use a new toothbrush, just like Drake said).
  3. Drink two big glasses of water at a comfortable, but speedy pace.
  4. Do something you love but don’t usually do— listen to your favorite album from start to finish and do nothing else. Watch a stupid movie while you give yourself a pedicure. Sit under a bunch of blankets with a fan on you. Indulge a little and be generous to yourself. Don’t worry about being a teensy bit wasteful.
  5. Look at your favorite pictures of yourself. Soak in how cute you really are.
  6. Plan a big trip, even if you can’t go. Look at everything; locations, prices, and whatever you want to see. They’ll be there when you can go, and you already know all about them.
  7. Do some low-impact, low-commitment exercise. Yoga, walking, even just some stretches to get that tension out of your body.
  8. Drink something hot and comforting— coffee, tea, milk and honey, hot chocolate, whatever.

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(Source: vinegod, via homosexyautomaton)

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban (part 3)

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(Source: jordangibson, via dobdob)

The cry baby is an electronic device that essentially simulates the distress call of a large (usually Alliance) ship, making a fine distraction when there is a need to make an Alliance cruiser decide between chasing your ship or rescuing what they think is a big ship full of people. It is highly illegal for any of a dozen reasons.

(Source: stanakaticland, via emilianadarling)

lokiofasgard:

"gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history" — a post going around Tumblr

Actually Cleopatra was said to have not actually been that beautiful — men said that until she opened her mouth, she was simply average. What made her beautiful according to Plutarch was her personality and intelligence. Her sparkling wit, charming personality, talent with over half a dozen languages, and in-depth knowledge of almost everything was just so impressive that she often became beautiful in their eyes.

So while that post is nice in that it’s trying to say that women are becoming more beautiful and that if you lived in 30 B.C., you could have started wars, I like this version much better.

You may not be traditionally beautiful, but goddamn neither was Cleopatra and she seduced two of the most powerful men in the world.

(via whatthebuckybarnes)

houseofalexzander:

Sending a big “FU” to the corporate side of the fashion industry.
As an increasingly successful fashion blogger, I have been targeted by several brands, large & small, one of which is quite a large corporation. Why? Because I am undermining a very important part of their money making system.
Today, the fashion industry is split in half. You have Women’s fashion & Men’s fashion. You will find designers here and there who produce androgynous designs but for the most part, the industry (brands & corporate companies) want designers who either design Men’s wear or Women’s wear, and follow a very gendered structure. Everything from the tailoring to the materials has to be specific to the binary boy/girl gender system.  This is why you can’t find feminine style’s of clothing tailored for the average males body type in any department store, thus creating a “mens” & “women’s” division.
Every time I modify the clothing I buy in department stores to fit my body type and then model it for people to see, not only am I inspiring people to step out of the box with their fashion choices, but I am merging two markets into one. Why is this bad for corporations?MONEY More markets equal more advertising and marketing opportunities which ultimately leads to more sales and more profit.
When I successfully inspire people to be less mindful about if they look like a girl or a boy, ultimately I am inspiring them to go against the gendered market system that brands and clothing companies make so much money off of.
I have received several hateful emails, discouraging my efforts as a fashion blogger. I was even asked by a large corporate clothing company to STOP buying their clothing and modifying it to fit my body type. They stated that by doing so, and sharing it with my audience that I was creating the illusion that gender did not exist, and that I am leading a bad example for society. …
A GENDERED SOCIETY CREATES A HUGE PROBLEM. IT DIVIDES PEOPLE.IT SEPERATES. IT CONTROLS. IT DISOLVES ANY & ALL ORIGINALITY.
FUCK YOU, to any clothing brand, company & corporation who’s got a problem with who I am, what I believe in & how I express myself.
-Elliott Alexzander

houseofalexzander:

Sending a big “FU” to the corporate side of the fashion industry.

As an increasingly successful fashion blogger, I have been targeted by several brands, large & small, one of which is quite a large corporation.
Why?
Because I am undermining a very important part of their money making system.

Today, the fashion industry is split in half.
You have Women’s fashion & Men’s fashion.
You will find designers here and there who produce androgynous designs but for the most part, the industry (brands & corporate companies) want designers who either design Men’s wear or Women’s wear, and follow a very gendered structure. Everything from the tailoring to the materials has to be specific to the binary boy/girl gender system.
This is why you can’t find feminine style’s of clothing tailored for the average males body type in any department store, thus creating a “mens” & “women’s” division.

Every time I modify the clothing I buy in department stores to fit my body type and then model it for people to see, not only am I inspiring people to step out of the box with their fashion choices, but I am merging two markets into one.
Why is this bad for corporations?
MONEY
More markets equal more advertising and marketing opportunities which ultimately leads to more sales and more profit.

When I successfully inspire people to be less mindful about if they look like a girl or a boy, ultimately I am inspiring them to go against the gendered market system that brands and clothing companies make so much money off of.

I have received several hateful emails, discouraging my efforts as a fashion blogger. I was even asked by a large corporate clothing company to STOP buying their clothing and modifying it to fit my body type. They stated that by doing so, and sharing it with my audience that I was creating the illusion that gender did not exist, and that I am leading a bad example for society. …

A GENDERED SOCIETY CREATES A HUGE PROBLEM.
IT DIVIDES PEOPLE.

IT SEPERATES.
IT CONTROLS.
IT DISOLVES ANY & ALL ORIGINALITY.

FUCK YOU, to any clothing brand, company & corporation who’s got a problem with who I am, what I believe in & how I express myself.

-Elliott Alexzander

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polandland:

American pop music

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egg-piyo:

#3 - FrUK

egg-piyo:

#3 - FrUK

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misato3:

reerugan:

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ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ENTER THE BEAR CUBE ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

your bear cube is not even a bear square

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               ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                             ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ•`ʔ
          ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                             ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
     ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ    ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ENTER THE BEAR CUBE ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ 
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ     ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔᴥ•`ʔ

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

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giddytf2:

Would you look at that, a gay actor playing a gay character who’s the lead of the show that’s a BBC gay spy drama.

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vuri:

I’m back! Finally! And I’m feeling pretty rusty, but anyway - here’s an England to get the ball rolling again. It’s a redraw of a very old sketch that I posted ages ago (years ago, even! so weird to think about how long I’ve been in this fandom…)
More to come, soon(ish)!

vuri:

I’m back! Finally! And I’m feeling pretty rusty, but anyway - here’s an England to get the ball rolling again. It’s a redraw of a very old sketch that I posted ages ago (years ago, even! so weird to think about how long I’ve been in this fandom…)

More to come, soon(ish)!

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kirklandick:

has this been done yet

bonus

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