i will have war

arthur • 20 • trash elf

quietly obsessing over dwarves, ridiculously gay vampires, and the entente cordiale

also garrus vakarian is my boyfriend

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I ALWAYS HAVE MONEY FOR FRIENDS :U I just hope you like them because they're not normally something you'd probably have BUT THEY'RE CUTE so there.
- oftrollsandfaeries

i’m sure i’ll like them bun

lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

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kateceratops:

People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.
This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:
Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a thin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.

kateceratops:

People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.

This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:

Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a thin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.

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arthur you are my friend why would I not give you a birthday thing
- oftrollsandfaeries

because you’re far away and don’t have tons of money because you’re saving up for two international trips?

jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…

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why are my feet so cold? this is unacceptable

godtie:

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My feet have been cold since I woke up today

cerri-glok:

kingragamuffin:

Mass Effect demade into a Playstation game

And yet I would still probably play it.

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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

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beautifulhetalia:

らくがき【腐向】 by えりこ*lotus
Permission to repost given by artist.

beautifulhetalia:

らくがき【腐向】 by えりこ*lotus

Permission to repost given by artist.

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